Not platform shoes, you nitwit! Campaign platforms! Fluffy McButtershorts resents the implication that he must be paired with footwear just because he's a sock. Perhaps Fluffy's running mate would be a nice handbag or a fashionable vest. You never know!
In any case, Fluffy won't let a little thing like "reality" get in the way of all the important stuff like "campaign promises!" Even if they tell good ol' Fluffy that the Daily Scoop©®™ isn't economically feasible, he won't back down! Even if 80% of the majority of the plurality of Americans polled oppose delicious, frozen treats, he'll stand by his word!
That's just the kind of "I know I was right so there" attitude you can expect from a sock puppet like Fluffy McButtershorts.
Vote for Fluffy!
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