Foreign powers got you down? Afraid they might come in a take your stuff?
Never fear! Your ever friendly candidate sock puppet, Fluffy McButtershorts has your back! And your Daily Scoop©®™ of a delicious, frozen treat.
When those pesky foreign armies come to call, we'll just send them packing with their own scoop planted squarely in their faces. The pure shame will end all hostilities as everyone else laughs it up at the classic gag. And you were worried, weren't you.
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